Shame Shame Puppy Shame !!

There were 4.9 ministers in our kitchen cabinet                         

All caught with their pants down                              

The whole state howled

Shame shame puppy shame.                          

In our school days

We had lessons on morals

The subject called Moral Science.

The 4.9 ministers of the kitchen cabinet

Were inside the cupboards, with the skeletons,

Kept in the kitchen

Reading immoral science books

Shame shame puppy shame.

As the energy sources of Earth

Is depleting

Instead of conserving energy

These 4.9 ministers waste energy

Taking Ph.D on immoral science

And come to attend the kitchen cabinet

Exhausted, panting and skinny

With hollow cheeks and protruding ribs

Shame shame puppy shame !!!